1. shanellbklyn:

    x-cunt-hunter-x:

    kxngvxgitx:

    cold-fury:

    One of the best moments of my childhood.

    BITCH

    ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

    I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

    (via fightingonarrival)

     
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  3. spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

    westbor0baptistchurch:

    “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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    not even risking that shit

    (via nedsdeclassifiedsextape)

     
  4. witchofthneeds:

    Enjoying Freedom and a slice of Cici’s Pizza we find Zero, Twitch, Zigzag, and Armpit. Caveman and X-ray were on the other side of the table.

     
  5. beingethan:

    so uh
    holes

     

  6. shawnaykid:

    Holes came out 10 years ago.

     
  7. ceruleanpen:

    endless list of favorite movies: 5/?

    holes

    reason why: a surprisingly mature, funny, and touching adaptation of an equally good book, bolstered by incredibly strong performances, a rugged setting, and an absorbing story that manages to avoid a hole-ridden plot.

     
  8. bitterlawyer:

    Name: Carla Morengo
    Flavor of Lawyer: Criminal Defense Attorney
    Location: Camp Green Lake

    Famous Words: Stanley, there’s nothing that I can do for your friend.

    Why She’s Awesome: I kind of doubt that, Carla. You apparently have enough influence to drag the Attorney General himself out into the middle of nowhere just to pick up one kid. You also have overwhelming evidence of child abuse. I think what you meant to say is, “There’s nothing I can do unless your friend comes up with $25,000 to retain me.” Fortunately Hector just became a wealthy man. Do you want that in stock or jeweled goblets?

    Want a consult? Find her in Holes by Louis Sachar.

     

    1. Sister: I love "Holes."
    2. Sister: *watches trailer*
    3. Me: I can't believe he never figured out that his last name was his first name spelled backwards.
    4. Sister: ... What?
    5. Sister: *life changed*
     

  9. wanket:

    “I’ll trade you some of my spiced peaches for your sweet black cock Sam”

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    OH MY GOD